Cap’n Evilicious
Groundbreaking and clever come to mind and then pure milkshake ecstasy engulfs you when suck down the new Carl’s Jr. Cap’n Crunch milkshake. That’s right… you heard correct… some brilliant mind sat in a think tank meeting room at the Carl’s Jr. headquarters and listened to all the stupid ideas spewing out (like an Orange Chicken Burger… yes that’s real too!) and said what any kid might have have said in a group of their peers, “what if they made a shake outta of Cap’n Crunch? and BAM I’m now drinking/eating one of the greatest inventions to mankind (next to the internet of course)… a full blown Cap’n Crunch Milkshake… and guess what? Those damn Cap’n Crunch crunchies are STILL crunchy!!! Brilliant marketing person you are tops when it comes to ideas.
June 30th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Al Gore created the Cao’n Crunch shake as another weapon against global warming.
That thing looks filthy–can’t wait to get one if they’re still available when I visit!
July 1st, 2008 at 10:49 am
NASTY! You know, when I was a kid the only time I could ever have Cap’n Crunch or Lucky Charms was when I was at your house… At home it was Grape Nuts.